REPORTS FROM THE FIELD
(8/28)- Agent Gilbert - Los Angeles, CA
Some new terms:
"You BET you bite a chip!"
definition: "yes", or "okay"
- You want to go to a movie?
- You BET you bite a chip!
"Falkland Islands"
definition: ultra cool, but usually used sarcastically
as in, "What are you, the Falkland Islands?"
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(8/25)- Agent Dean-O Austin TX
Numbers are overated, instead of using numbers from now on, use
the "shifted version" on your keyboard.
EX:
1234567890 is equal to
!@#$%^&*()
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(8/20)Agent Grego Aurora,IL -
Product
By far the easiest to smooth into coversation. Unfortunately, I've found it more natural to use it in a more negative way and I think that's how it's being recieved. I use it in place of 'gay'.
"Rob lives in Naperville, drives a SUV, plays golf a lot, and his new tattoo is a Flaming Skull? That's so fucking product. Why doesn't he just get crossed nine irons or a big ass tat of his parents' house and show his true colors?"
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(8/14)SOME GREAT ADVICE! : "Horsely" - Promulgation of this term has been my personal favorite part of the mission
so far. I have discovered that listservs, where the same group of people
congregate on a daily basis, are a great place to experiment. I am trying to
insert "horsely" into most of my messages to one of the groups I belong to
(and may even work it into my sig) in the hopes of getting at least one
person to pick it up.
Also, agents should remember that if they are in a position of authority
they can and should use this leverage to further the success of our mission.
Agent Orange,
Round Rock, TX.
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From Agent Dean-O (Austin, TX) 8/13: "I think men should wear perfume and women should wear cologne. I mean think about it, men buy cologne because they like the smell, so in turn they would be attracted to a female wearing the sent, and
vice versa." (Note: Make sure if you do this, that the action is accompanied by the statement of intent. Say that you heard it's the latest singles trend in Europe.)
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From Agent Smith (St. Charles, IL) 8/12: Agent Smith has a new drink to thrust on the world: "my drink is called an IRISH RUSSIAN...2 parts Bailey's, 1 part Raspberry Stoli...(or 2 part R. Stoli to 1 part Baileys...depending on your poison/tolerance.)"
