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LEXICON: some new terms to work into your
everyday conversation.

Grave Stuffer (A dead person. "Whatever happened to Julia Child?" "She's a grave stuffer.")

Flunch (A strange replacement for FUCK. "Man I really flunched that up!" "Look you stupid flunch!" "So I flunched her." Made even better by adding the word Hawaiian.)

"God Rest His/Her Soul" When talking to one person when a third person is in earshot, refer to that third person by name and then say "God rest his/her soul" ("I was talking to John today. God rest his soul.") You can add "Spinning in His/Her grave" to this as well. When someone is obviously not dead. Even funnier when refering to yourself.

CONSUMER: The customer is always right

The consumer mission is this: Contact your local DISH provider and inquire about price. During the conversation ask if "old school" dishes are available. When the sales person inquires what you mean, explain that you are talking about the huge yard sized dishes from 20 years ago. Let them know that you think it would be a good idea for them to bring those back to the market for those who might want them.

AT THE BAR: Great places to affect people.
Play this game with cocktail umbrellas. Actually prepare bracket sheets before hand (like College Basketball). Cheer loudly. If you are really ambitious, create invite flyers to hand out. One player makes a circle with their hands on the table. The other player spins the umbrella into the air from close to their chest (over the table is out of bounds). If they get a hole in one, the get a point. The points are on a sliding scale based on difficulty. (4 pts from another table, 3 pts if you do 2 at once. 2 pts if one handed.) The game is called Mikado.

THE WEB: The great wide open.

Add the word "floater" to everybody's name when addressing them in chat, email or message board. (Hey, Johnfloater. Welcome kimmelrockz32floater. Anybody see Conanfloater last night?)

You can also do the "God Rest His Soul" thing up in LEXICON too.