THE SHORTS

HEAT  -  It's the hottest day of the year. Eric returns home to find his apartment nearly sweltering. All he wants to do is relax in the quiet. Before he knows what's happening Eric's apartment is filled with unwanted visitors who are fighting amongst themselves and demanding his attention.

GUAC ON THE WILD SIDE - Eric's unnatural fascination with guacamole is driving Millie crazy. In an attempt to reel him in, she snatches the guac and puts it away. This drives Eric to commit the most unholy of all acts.

BOSOM SERPENTS -  It was just another night of Trek viewing for a bunch of reclusive Trekkies. The Trekkies  are soon visited by an invisible spirit who transports them to his level of existence and makes them look in on themselves through music.

FOOD FOR MINGUS - First there's Dan. He loved his father, and his father loved boxes. Then there's Mitch he loves Sonja. Sonja loves to hear Dan talk. Then there's Eric. He loves ladies satin nightwear, stuffed duckies and doritos so "DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOK AT HIM!!"

THE 7 FRIENDS -  Eric, Greg, Ben, Millie, Dan & Mitch in their first and last sitcom. They're all loveable and cheeky but when the 7^th friend turns out to be Death, they all die!

FLASHSWAT -  A fly swatter becomes the focal point of a bitter battle between Millie & Mitch.. An interesting twist on the Punch & Judy story.

CLUSTERF*CK - 2 hitmen talk for a bit and then get killed.

MODERATE -   It's open mic night…in hell. The recently damned are made to perform for each other in dark, eerily familiar surroundings. The damned all wear the things that dragged them down.

COMMUNIQUE EN FLIT - The story about the birth of a man, cottage cheese and God.  Mitch, the hero, is unable to communicate properly with Sonja, the woman who seems to be occupying the same living quarters.  That is until he looks inside himself and find the mystical "Goat In Mod's Eye".

GATOR THE BLOKT -  Poor Gator. All he wanted to do was spend a spring afternoon writing. The world has other plans.

NIGHT OF THE CORN- From Master of Horror, Mitch Holland comes the shocking tale of Eric and some demonic canned goods. 

MY ASS IS BURNING RIGHT NOW - The opening credits of another quirky hit man piece.  Just the credits. Nothing else. Just credits...and music. Pretty exciting though. As credits go.

FILMLESS FILM - A short subject documentary chronicling the making of a movie that is neither shot on film nor meant to be watched on a movie screen.  The idea is this, the actors rehearse the scenes from the movie and perform it in front of a paying crowd , in real time with the scenes in chronological order. A breakthrough in modern cinema. Isn't that a play? Nope. It's a Filmless Film.

ERIC & DAN'S TRISCUIT INCIDENT- Watch Dan feed the every hungry Eric crackers for nearly 10 minutes. A must see!!

UNEASY STREET - A hit man returns home after a good night's slaying to find he's being haunted by the ghosts of some of the victims. Like all our hit man pieces it ends abruptly and without resolution. In glorious BLACK & WHITE!

FOLLOW THE LOGIC - The season finale. Chris' taunting of Mitch finally leads to Mitch killing him with a can of pledge.