Well,
as the mayoral election draws near I think it's time to face facts. I
have been rejected by the 3rd largest city in Illinois. (And believe me
I know. I helped doctor the numbers!!) The underwhelming support has been
breath-taking! I've had lots of support from people not within Aurora.
They all think (and I quote Ferris Bueller's Day Off) that "I'm a
righteous dude."
So, never one to be timid, I begin my 2005 campaign today!!! I will need all the help I can get. This will be our home base. This will be our town hall. This will be our Waterloo … that's not very good is it? Hmmmm Whatever.
The point is I will continue to fight the good fight until I get really tired of fighting it.
So, never one to be timid, I begin my 2005 campaign today!!! I will need all the help I can get. This will be our home base. This will be our town hall. This will be our Waterloo … that's not very good is it? Hmmmm Whatever.
The point is I will continue to fight the good fight until I get really tired of fighting it.
—
Eric P Schwartz (Defunct Mayoral Candidate) March 23, 2001
NEW
SLOGANS:
"MOVING
AT THE SPEED OF SCHWARTZ"
"SCHWARTZ - HE GETS THE RED OUT"
"BRIBE SHMIBE!"
"DON'T THINK IN TERMS OF SHORT-TERM GOALS;
THINK IN TERMS OF SCHWARTZ-TERM GOALS" (submitted by Derek T)
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