Well, as the mayoral election draws near I think it's time to face facts. I have been rejected by the 3rd largest city in Illinois. (And believe me I know. I helped doctor the numbers!!) The underwhelming support has been breath-taking! I've had lots of support from people not within Aurora. They all think (and I quote Ferris Bueller's Day Off) that "I'm a righteous dude." 
   So, never one to be timid, I begin my 2005 campaign today!!! I will need all the help I can get. This will be our home base. This will be our town hall. This will be our Waterloo … that's not very good is it? Hmmmm Whatever.
   The point is I will continue to fight the good fight until I get really tired of fighting it.

— Eric P Schwartz (Defunct Mayoral Candidate) March 23, 2001

NEW SLOGANS:
"MOVING AT THE SPEED OF SCHWARTZ"
"SCHWARTZ - HE GETS THE RED OUT"
"BRIBE SHMIBE!"
"DON'T THINK IN TERMS OF SHORT-TERM GOALS;
THINK IN TERMS OF SCHWARTZ-TERM GOALS" (submitted by Derek T)

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