TOP QUARK(by Steve Lord)

 

Iím excited

and crazy as I can be

they finally found the final piece

that makes up you and me

 

now we all got Ďem

whether youíre a stud or a dork

I can sleep at night

now that they found Top Quark

 

Well it took Ďem 30 years

and billions of tax dollars to spot Ďem

they knew he had to be there

cause they found his buddy Quark Bottom

 

Maybe they can start a new project

exciting and bold

like finding a true diet sweetener

or curing that common cold

 

So letís have a cheer

YA!!

For Top Quark

Itís what binds us all

from Baghdad to New York

 

So bang the drum

play the trumpet

and pop the cork

cause those eggheads cracked the case

of old Top Quark

 

(PLACE LAME ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO GENERAL PUBLIC)

 

Itís in personal computers

and in big screen TVs

Corn flakes, Jack Daniels, Maury Povich and Mr.T

Itís what makes up buses and grass

and lightning and rain

Madonnaís libido, Geraldoís hair

and Dennis Rodmanís brain.

 

So letís have a cheer

YA!!

For Top Quark

Itís what binds us all

from California to Singapore

 

Itís the greatest find

since the invention of the fork

cause those eggheads cracked the case

of old Top Quark

 

Iím a complete man now

with Top Quark