TOP QUARK (by Steve Lord)

I’m excited

and crazy as I can be

they finally found the final piece

that makes up you and me

now we all got ‘em

whether you’re a stud or a dork

I can sleep at night

now that they found Top Quark

Well it took ‘em 30 years

and billions of tax dollars to spot ‘em

they knew he had to be there

cause they found his buddy Quark Bottom

Maybe they can start a new project

exciting and bold

like finding a true diet sweetener

or curing that common cold

So let’s have a cheer

YA!!

For Top Quark

It’s what binds us all

from Baghdad to New York

So bang the drum

play the trumpet

and pop the cork

cause those eggheads cracked the case

of old Top Quark

(PLACE LAME ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO GENERAL PUBLIC)

It’s in personal computers

and in big screen TVs

Corn flakes, Jack Daniels, Maury Povich and Mr.T

It’s what makes up buses and grass

and lightning and rain

Madonna’s libido, Geraldo’s hair

and Dennis Rodman’s brain.

So let’s have a cheer

YA!!

For Top Quark

It’s what binds us all

from California to Singapore

It’s the greatest find

since the invention of the fork

cause those eggheads cracked the case

of old Top Quark

I’m a complete man now

with Top Quark