TOP QUARK (by Steve Lord)
I’m excited
and crazy as I can be
they finally found the final piece
that makes up you and me
now we all got ‘em
whether you’re a stud or a dork
I can sleep at night
now that they found Top Quark
Well it took ‘em 30 years
and billions of tax dollars to spot ‘em
they knew he had to be there
cause they found his buddy Quark Bottom
Maybe they can start a new project
exciting and bold
like finding a true diet sweetener
or curing that common cold
So let’s have a cheer
YA!!
For Top Quark
It’s what binds us all
from Baghdad to New York
So bang the drum
play the trumpet
and pop the cork
cause those eggheads cracked the case
of old Top Quark
(PLACE LAME ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THIS TO GENERAL PUBLIC)
It’s in personal computers
and in big screen TVs
Corn flakes, Jack Daniels, Maury Povich and Mr.T
It’s what makes up buses and grass
and lightning and rain
Madonna’s libido, Geraldo’s hair
and Dennis Rodman’s brain.
So let’s have a cheer
YA!!
For Top Quark
It’s what binds us all
from California to Singapore
It’s the greatest find
since the invention of the fork
cause those eggheads cracked the case
of old Top Quark
I’m a complete man now
with Top Quark